Greetings fellow dwellers of The Rockosphere!
The Rockmocker is currently on assignment (i.e. busy with paying work) and will likely not be posting for the remainder of this week. But I do have important news to share...
The Rockmocker has recently secured funding to break ground on The Rockmocker Center for the Study of Dubious Metaphors for Sexual Congress in Rock Lyrics.
Now I need your help! Have you collected a favorite lyrical euphemism for doing the nasty? A carnal turn of phrase that is juvenile, puerile, prosaic, or flat-out goofy? Please send them in to the rockmocker and together we will build the largest (and only) database of lyrical intercourse innuendo in the world. This invaluable research tool will then be permanently posted on the Rockmocker site.
I'll get things started with a couple of my favorites:
My cup is on the table, my love is spilling
Waiting here for you to take and drink of...
-Roll With the Changes, REO
Show me round your fruitcage
‘cause I will be your honey bee
open up your fruitcage
where the fruit’s as sweet as can be...
-Sledgehammer, Peter Gabriel
What say you, fellow rocker? Will you be a part of this historic endeavor?
Now, get out there and think dirty!
