A question for Bono...

Rockmocker reader P.N. is confounded by Mr. Paul David Hewson, alias Bono. He writes:

I find it difficult to believe that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for. The man can save the third world, hug George Bush, snog the Dali Lama, be friends with Steve Jobs, sing at Obama's inauguration, address the UN, fondle Oprah, etc., so why can't he organize himself properly and resolve this perplexing search?

Good point, P.N. By my count, it's been 22 years now that Bono's been looking. I wonder if he's tried behind the couch.

Not out here...

Nope. Not down there...

Thanks anyway, ladies. Not what I'm looking for.

Maybe if I use this telescope...

Thanks for the question, P.N., and good luck with your continued search, Mr. Hewson!

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