A follow-up question for Bob Seger...

Sorry to bother you twice in one week, Mr. Seger, but this one has puzzled me for a long time...

"Like a rock, chargin' from the gate."

Seriously? You couldn't think of anything else to rhyme with "standin' arrow straight" (which rocks also don't typically do)?

A few alternatives for your consideration...

Like a rock, hard to penetrate.


Like a rock, puttin' on some weight.


Like a rock, very much like slate.


Like a rock, pointless to debate.


Like a rock, from the granite state.


Like a rock...crushin' scissors is my fate.

That's it for now. We'll discuss Turn The Page another day.

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Where Night Moves loses me...

It actually starts pretty well.

I was a little too tall

Coulda used a few pounds.

A concise, evocative summation of adolescent self-doubt. I like it.

(Also, I too was a little too tall and could've used a few pounds.)

Next line:

Tight pants points hardly renown.

Wha? I keep reading those words trying to make them make some kind of sense. Can't do it. I'm not even sure which word is the verb. Or if there is a verb.

Do the tight pants have points? Are they pointing at something?

Have they earned points?

Hmm...

"Renown" means acclaim, honor, or fame. At the very least, if the word is modifying "pants," it should be "renowned." But that doesn't really help much either. Maybe he's saying his pants are hardly famous. Maybe it's a veiled (really veiled) allusion to Leonard Cohen's famous blue raincoat. Bob Seger's non-famous tight pants.

As the oldsters say, it's Greek to me. So I translated it into Greek, and then back into English. I actually like it better the way it came out.

Original line:

Tight pants points hardly renown.

Greek translation:

τα σφιχτά εσώρουχα δείχνουν μετά βίας τη φήμη.

Retranslated to English:

the tight underwears show afterwards violence the fame

Huh. Ain't it funny how the night moves?

lyrics to Night Moves here

Bob Seger, more recently.

(no longer in need of a few pounds)

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